Kratos - has a beard.
Emil - has that happy creepy thing going on. Snake, well, I played MSG2... wink - wink, nudge - nudge, say no more - say no more..?
Killer Rabbit - who has far superior reflexes to all beings, entities, titties, etc.
Master Roshi - surely he wouldn't succumb to the widdle puddie-tat's big black... claws.