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drunk_monk

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#783105 Competition megathread

Posted by drunk_monk on 14 February 2018 - 10:00 AM

http://culturejam.co...azon-echo-plus/

 

Win an Amazon Echo plus.  Get on it people!


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#782814 The Official Nzg Chat Thread!

Posted by drunk_monk on 06 February 2018 - 07:36 PM

I'd be happy with what he Left Behind
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#782812 The Official Nzg Chat Thread!

Posted by drunk_monk on 06 February 2018 - 07:22 PM

I wish I was cool enough to have Nick Cage in me.
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#782807 The Official Nzg Chat Thread!

Posted by drunk_monk on 06 February 2018 - 06:34 PM

That's what your Mum said the day you were born.


I just snorted when I read that.

Now I'm a national embarrassment.
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#782802 The Official Nzg Chat Thread!

Posted by drunk_monk on 06 February 2018 - 02:27 PM

Who actually says that? The day is a national embarrassment.


The day is whatever you want it to be.

If you want to be nationally disgraced then you do you.

Personally it's a day off with the family, where I've made sure I read stuff that's NZ and Māori positive. Which is a pretty happy Waitangi day to me :)
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#782791 The Official Nzg Chat Thread!

Posted by drunk_monk on 06 February 2018 - 10:10 AM

Happy Waitangi Day everybody.

Kia pai to rā
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#782751 The parents thread

Posted by drunk_monk on 04 February 2018 - 09:04 PM

After telling a few jokes today to the missus i barely got a grimace and was told i needed some work.


A grimace followed by any comment like what yours Mrs said means you nailed the dad joke.

Wave with your left hand and ask why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?

Because it's my hand!!!!!!!!
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#782432 The parents thread

Posted by drunk_monk on 28 January 2018 - 07:18 AM

Eww is right.

Nice, and now his first tooth is out and he's made money, he'll be working hard to pull more out.
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#782424 The parents thread

Posted by drunk_monk on 27 January 2018 - 11:03 PM

Took the boy to the Nix game. He hasn't been car sick in a bout a year so I thought he was over IT and forgot to pack towels.

NOPE.

Two clean outs of the car and tomorrow it'll be a long gross morning.
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#782391 Nzgamer Help Thread

Posted by drunk_monk on 27 January 2018 - 01:09 PM

Ugh you have to click the links to see the pictures.

I'm out.

Also insufficient dragon pictures.
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#782382 Games You've Actually Completed Recently

Posted by drunk_monk on 27 January 2018 - 11:17 AM


Rise of the Tomb Raider - taking a bit more time on this one. I still really enjoyed the first , but I'm nearing the end of Rise and I don't think I've being bored once.


Loved this one so much more than the first.

I hope the third one keeps this pattern going.
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#782219 Nzgamer Help Thread

Posted by drunk_monk on 24 January 2018 - 09:26 AM

LOL, I'm a self-employed game developer who likes making shitty puzzle games. I'm surprised I even own a car and can afford to fill it with gas...

 

You should publicize your games here more, maybe we can help you afford some new wiper blades.


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#781353 The Official Nzg Chat Thread!

Posted by drunk_monk on 02 January 2018 - 03:15 PM

Sleeping is the way to do new years.
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#781104 What do you want for Christmas?

Posted by drunk_monk on 26 December 2017 - 05:25 AM

Now Christmas is over and all shall be revealed. Note, the sole purpose of this account was to be a dick and does not reflect the thoughts or beliefs of the writer.
I am Acedumbunny.

Nice try Nims.
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#781087 Rate The Last Movie/movies You Seen Thread

Posted by drunk_monk on 25 December 2017 - 05:06 PM

Yea I watched that last night.

I enjoyed it enough.
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