Dear Ron, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, f*** it, what's been up, man?
How's your forum?
Dear, Kicks, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said the forums popping now, but some users are in a tizzy?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your account that
And here's a gold membership for ZombieRawkMachine
I bumped up his points cap
I'm sorry I didn't see your post earlier, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that s**t intentionally just to diss you
But what's this s**t you said about you rip off Em too? I say that s**t just clowning, dawg
Come on, how f******d up is you?
You got some issues, Kicks, I think you need some counselin'
To help your @ss playing Hitman
When your posts get voted down some
And what's this sh*t about emails spammed from armageddon?
That type of s**t'll get me in legal trouble
I really think you and the other posters need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this reply
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you delete your account, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad NZG inspires you
But Kicks, whats with the temper?
Try to understand that I do want you as a member
I just don't want you to do some crazy s**t; I seen this one s**t on the frontpage a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was trolling and posted this rap directed at me
And had other posters reading
And they were askin where I'd been
And in the thread they found a post
But they didn't say who wrote the tune
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you, damn