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#1 The Host of Chaos

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 11:18 PM

http://www.ineed.co....ionship/id/676/

Unigirl offers: Relationship for Sale

where: Northland

Description: I am an attractive 19 year old university student from the upper North Island. I am desperate for money to pay my ongoing fees. I have never had a sexual relationship and am still a virgin. I am offering my virginity by tender to the highest bidder as long as all personal safety aspects are observed.

This is my decision made with full awareness of the circumstances and possible consequences.

If am fit, healthy and have no medical conditions of any nature. I am a keen athlete and have a trim physique.

Contact via this site only, no communications after 31 January.

Total confidentially is assured.





Hurry guys! Last day!
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#2 Soyerz

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 11:24 PM

Pictures or GTFO.
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#3 Ruptunex

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 11:39 PM

b*tch had better bleed amirite?
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#4 Jogga

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 11:50 PM

That is honest-to-god hilarious.

It shouldn't be, but it is.
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#5 Koopa18

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 12:28 AM

b*tch had better bleed amirite?


you're righnt!
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#6 Donutta

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 12:32 AM

I like how she makes it sound like it's totally desirable. Because, you know, I totally want to pay through the nose to f*** a chick, have her squirm and squeal, dry up only to then lubricate herself with vaginal bleeding... ugh, I can't even continue.

I mean I don't wanna through my hotdog down a hallway, but let's not go from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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#7 The Host of Chaos

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 12:48 AM

I like how she makes it sound like it's totally desirable. Because, you know, I totally want to pay through the nose to f*** a chick, have her squirm and squeal, dry up only to then lubricate herself with vaginal bleeding... ugh, I can't even continue.

I mean I don't wanna through my hotdog down a hallway, but let's not go from the sublime to the ridiculous.

Well you've put me off.
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#8 apocalyptic_daydream

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 09:09 AM

still keen
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#9 Munkah

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 11:40 AM

She's lucky they legalized prostitution
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#10 Jogga

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 11:56 AM

I like how she makes it sound like it's totally desirable. Because, you know, I totally want to pay through the nose to f*** a chick, have her squirm and squeal, dry up only to then lubricate herself with vaginal bleeding... ugh, I can't even continue.

I mean I don't wanna through my hotdog down a hallway, but let's not go from the sublime to the ridiculous.

Well you've put me off.

I'll f***ing say, jeez Donutta. :thumbsup:
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#11 Gazza22

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 12:31 PM

W.T.F

Still would have been funnier if on Trade-Me.
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#12 bradleycampbell

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 12:36 PM

W.T.F

Still would have been funnier if on Trade-Me.

TradeMe prob would have pulled it in minutes.

Good way for the site to get new visitors. Covered in banner adverts.

So if a group pools money, do they all get a turn?
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#13 djkicks

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 01:03 PM

I send her a message. :thumbsup:
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#14 Jogga

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 01:08 PM

I send her a message. :thumbsup:

Don't forget to cam the experience.
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#15 Starker

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 05:06 PM

I send her a message. :mellow:

Don't forget to cam the experience.

I can help with that with my handy dandy err...handycam.
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#16 Pigger

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 06:12 PM

I hope she's willing to take my Virginity too.
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#17 polenykes

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 06:40 PM

lol i wonder how much she will get
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#18 Jogga

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 07:03 PM

I hope she's willing to take my Virginity too.

Haha, post of the day.
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#19 ParoxysmX

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 07:11 PM

I hope she's willing to take my Virginity too.


I thought you lost that sh*t ages ago...
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#20 apocalyptic_daydream

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 07:33 PM

isn't he like 10 years old
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