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#1 BlackRetina

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 10:11 PM

Which member of the CoD4 development team decided "Hey, this game is too good for the consumer! We can't sell CoD5 if CoD4's too good! Let's throw in Matyrdom and Last Stand so they'll sprint when they see CoD5 doesn't have it!"

Whoever they were, I'm gonna pursue and make sure I don't buy another CoD game till the fix that f*ck up.
If you play CoD4 you would know how annoying it could be. If you used a sniper for a decent duration of time, you'll realize your rage potential. "Did I just waste all my breath to get a headshot on someone with 'Last Stand' only so that they'll shoot at me from that far away and attract my teams attention who will then shoot them and give me 2 measly assist points?"

And in close range no-scope scenarios the enemy f***s you up afterwards quite often if you discover they have last stand.

Or

"Did I just get a headshot on that motherf***er? Yup. So how the f*** did he manage to get that grenade out? I was watching his hands hold the fking gun. He didn't even see me!"
Even more annoying .....
*Throw Stun Grenade*
*Enter Room spraying bullets*
*Die and drop grenade*
AND KILL EVERY MOTHERf***er IN THE ROOM BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL STUNNED!

And a stun grenade and flash grenade are not two different things. A stun grenade flashes!
It disorientates an opponent, blinds, confuses and deafens but DOES NOT MAKE THEM MOVE IN SLOW MOTION.

What would be nice is if the opponent wasn't able to maintain their sprinting while they're being hit by bullets.

And if a stun-grenade which does release gas, actually reacted with fire -a realistic effect.
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#2 Genocide

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:06 PM

You know whats f***ed? On the 24/7 Killhouse server I can't sprint well. So if I kill someone with Marty on I can't get away..

Also when you record a demo it doesnt save to the right folder so you have to go do it manually.

/rant.
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#3 BlackRetina

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:39 PM

Even more f***ed up is that it exist. Killhouse should be private match exclusive.
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 09:35 AM

Alright, so EVERY. f***ING. TIME my brother plays a game, he leaves the disc out somewhere after hes done.

Age of Mythology and Star Wars Battlefront have taken the most punishment from this, so much infact that AOM now ceases to work, but thank god SWBF does.

Well, sort of. I get a new PC and think "hey! ima install SWBF!"

FILE TRANSFER ERROR (or something)

Turns out the disc isnt scratched enough to not work, but it IS scratched enough to not install.

So now i have to buy a whole new copy of the game just to get a new disc 1 so it can install properly.

and to top it all off, i had to type this out 3 times so far for some reason.

:unsure:
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Posted 31 August 2008 - 09:51 AM

Alright, so EVERY. f***ING. TIME my brother plays a game, he leaves the disc out somewhere after hes done.

Age of Mythology and Star Wars Battlefront have taken the most punishment from this, so much infact that AOM now ceases to work, but thank god SWBF does.

Well, sort of. I get a new PC and think "hey! ima install SWBF!"

FILE TRANSFER ERROR (or something)

Turns out the disc isnt scratched enough to not work, but it IS scratched enough to not install.

So now i have to buy a whole new copy of the game just to get a new disc 1 so it can install properly.

and to top it all off, i had to type this out 3 times so far for some reason.

:unsure:

Get the disc re-surfaced..... For $5-$6 you'll be suprised at the results.
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#6 Mr.Deflok

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 10:07 AM

Motherf***ers who don't turn their lights on at night when driving. I've cursed the first-borns of many drivers in the past week.
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#7 stupidlikeafox

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 10:13 AM

^or the opposite, those dick drivers who have their lights on full and dont turn them down when coming towards you. thanks guys, i dont like having vision. no, thanks. DICK.
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Posted 31 August 2008 - 10:27 PM

f***ing old people driving... almost hit me yesterday... i was on the footpath ffs... stupid b*tch... you cant turn on to the footpath :S... thank god she stopped and reversed... i was like FFS WTF???
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 01:22 AM

I'd like to give a shout out to the dude three houses down who has a pitbull but doesn't have any sort of leash / chain / fence system in place and likes to let it wander around which usually results in it scaring my dog and shitting on my lawn.

f*** you guy from three houses down. f*** you.
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#10 Nivicious

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 02:12 AM

stick to him by calling someone who can give him a fine for not having it kept safely on his premises

then laugh when his dog isnt runnig around shitting everywhere
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 06:46 AM

the guy three houses up who keeps giving me evils. i take it to him by having my pitbull sh*t on his lawn and scare his dog. good boy. :unsure:

jk. what i hate though is that bloody go cat ad, and the sound of people eating. f*** UP! lot to be said for people eating with their mouth shut.
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#12 stungaf

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 11:20 AM

fast lane cars driving exactly the same speed as slow lane cars.
what are you doing, f***ers? running a blockade?
i need a monster truck.
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 11:25 AM

stick to him by calling someone who can give him a fine for not having it kept safely on his premises

then laugh when his dog isnt runnig around shitting everywhere


I've called dog control twice, they don't really do anything around here :\. So I'm left with angsty forum posts and Karate Kid style training for my dog in the hopes that one day she'll be able to scare his dog.

the guy three houses up who keeps giving me evils. i take it to him by having my pitbull sh*t on his lawn and scare his dog. good boy. <_<


:unsure:!
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#14 stupidlikeafox

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 11:46 AM

lol, i say you take an offensive on the dog. on your property = hose o'clock. if the owner doesnt like it merely state you thought the dog looked like it needed a wash as having a useless owner must be a dirty affair...
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 02:02 PM

hose=brick.
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 02:08 PM

LOL. brick = lawn mower.
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 02:35 PM

My decision to 'upgrade' my toshiba powerhouse laptop to a sh*tty 12inch Averatec with chrome9 graphics.

I live in directX 8.1 :unsure:, well when I am not at home anyway....
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 02:44 PM

I have Norton 360. This is bull sh*t. It's like a virus but way worse. I got a free years subscription so I don't know if I should uninstall it. "Handles tasks quietly in the background" Yeah right! :unsure:
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 03:17 PM

When I was a dektop tech my two main bits of advice were:

Unistall norton, use AVG (or something else)
Use firefox over IE

If people did these two things from the beginning they would hardly need to call in a tech...
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#20 Nivicious

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 03:28 PM

wo sh*t relli? whats wrong with norton?

i got it with my new laptop 2 months ago
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